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Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!

You'd been sleeping well... until your phone rang. Groaning, you picked it up.
"(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
"Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
"You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
"This early? Fine, give me some time to get read

AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t

BadFantroll!ReaderxCaliborn...? or Gamzee? um((Warning: Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid))

Your name is _____ _____, and you’re the best troll in Alternia! Why are you the best troll in Alternia? Well, isn’t it obvious? You have the rarest, most special blood colour of them all! Get ready for it... sparkly rainbow blood! Yes, isn’t that amazing?! Your blood is higher than Feferi’s, in fact, you are the rightful empress-to-be, not her! Not that she would know though, she is simply too dumb. Or... it could be because doesn’t even know you exist. No! She is just too dumb to notice a great and powerful troll like you! She’s

Hetalia Dating Game! (Results)#1:
"I pick..." It was a hard decision, but finally...
"Bachelor 1."
"Great! First let's-a hear from the Bachelors you didn't pick!" Feliciano announced. "Bachelors 2, 3, and 4, please come out!" One by one, Alfred, Gilbert, and Ludwig emerged. (Name) felt a tinge of guilt, but was excited to see who she'd actually picked, despite not initially loving the idea of this.
"Now if we could have-a Bachelor 1 come out!" Arthur came out with his head slightly down. On his way past Francis, you heard him say,
"I'm going to kill you, Frog-Face." Francis said something, but you didn't hear it. Y

The Comrade Family ep 1: Shall we Dance?

The *CF were standing in the back yard of the mansion.

(*"CF" is short for "Comrade Family", how the group of Wolf-chan, Tammy,

Shelby, Haley, and Dakota are referred to in short, when together)

"Aw, how'd WE get suck with mowing the lawn?" Tammy scowled, "It's a MANSION,

so it's gonna take FOREVER to mow all this..."

"That's why the *old man got THIS," Shelby grabbed the shed's handles, opening

the door, "The 'Lawn Trimmer 9000'!"

(*"Old man" is how the girls usually refer to Austria)

They all marveled at the sight of the wonderous, rideable mower before them.

"That must've cost a fortune." Dakota said in awe.

"It did, which is why

New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?

New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, i

Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."

Code Breaker Chapter Four Part 1IV. Questions and Answers

Vanellope stared at the guest with a stunned look about her.

Here she was, the one that was giving her so much trouble. The same one that had supposedly fled her room, and hidden all the gold coins she had earned. It didn’t matter how she had won them. What mattered was that she hand them over peacefully. It wasn’t like she was going to lock them away forever. Yet, the way Taffyta was reacting. One would think Vanellope was doing this on purpose. Even though she had explained to her less then two hours ago, that this suspension would only be for two weeks. Now she was in her own room.

It wasn’t t

Helen of TroyG1, AU. When a Decepticon mind-control plot goes awry, Autobot Air Commander Starscream falls madly in love with the person he hates most. Will he win her heart...or end up wrapped in a straightjacket by Optimus Prime, who is beginning to suspect that his Air Commander has lost his marbles?

162 pages, Rated T.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5439549/1/Helen-of-Troy

KnG Event - Failed ConfessionPoppy and Isao were walking around a forest.

"Hey, Poppy.." Isao starts.

"Yes?" She turns her head to him. He looks down, putting a hand to his head.

"Er...there's kinda..something I want to tell you..."

"Oh, okay. What is it..?" She looks down at his head.

He looks back up to her. "Well..er..Poppy, you see...I..I-"

"Get on with ittt.."

"Don't pressure meeeeee!"

"Okay, geez." She laughs a bit, and there was a small hint of red on Isao's face.

Isao stops walking while Poppy walks ahead, but then she stops and turns.

"Poppy, I lov-"

"Rhydon!"

The both turn.

A Rhydon was in front of them.

"Oh COME ON!" He yells.

Kyahhhhhhhhhhh. Sh

reunion de pervetidosKashino: a ver... putos... que paso aqui?

Hakune: hola buenas tarde ¿como estan? ¬¬

Kashino: callao ¬¬U cuentame tu historia

Hakune: a ver... tengo un novio se llama Ringo es un lobito es mi uke <3

Kashino: si si...

Hakune: lo embarace ////Uuuu salieron gemelos y me casare ewe

Kashino: ....... ay dios! por que dicidiste tener hijos a ver ?

Hakune: no quise solo llegaron!! D:<

Dylan: debiste haverte cuidado

Nozomu: habla el que tiene como 3 hijos y uno en camino

Dylan: pues a mi no me viola mi Uke!

Saiko: calmado muchachos............

Kashino: parece que el unico que hace lo que digo es Saiko. Bravo!! un apaluso para el! *apla

10 ways to annoy Chiron1. Call him a man-pony.
2. Everytime he does something awesome, instead of saying lke a boss, say like a horse!

3. say, "LUKE YO DADDY!?!?" (Chiron is the son of Kronos)
4. Ask him if he lives in a stable.
5. Then ask him which Saytr has the punishment for cleaning out the 'hay'
6. Tell him you speak horse, then neigh retartedly.
7. Ask him if he speaks horse, if he says no, say "I know you do, I know you do..." repeatedly until he gets mad.
8. Ask him if he knows fluttershy (or anyother character from My Little Pony)
9. If he says no, tell him you'll set him up on a playdate..
10. Get in his face, hold out a carrot and say, "Here... pony,pony,pony"

Nunca mas un gusanitoTodo había comenzado con mi nacimiento, como el de muchos otros, rodeado de muchos seres iguales a mi pero en diferentes tonalidades, sus padres, unas hermosas mariposas con sus alas de varios colores, unas eran oscuras para confundirse con la noche o lo oscuro de su hábitat otras eran coloridas para combinarse con los colores brillantes de las flores y otras cosas que brillaban en aquellos lugares que parecían de cuentos de hadas, todos estaban rodeados menos yo, yo estaba en una orilla, olvidado y sin quien me cuidase pero eso nunca me detuvo, desde pequeño quise ser como los demás. Una pareja de mariposas

Life is like a box of... (please read!)Life is like a box of chocolates...
Some are black and some are white; and the box is made in china...
Now before you turn around or start to yell please read on....

I don't know if you've ever heard this - but i hope you read this anyways ( for your well- being)

The truth is, people in the western hemisphere will find this quote hilarious and shrug it off.... While others will say "hmm that's true... in a way" and others will be utterly offended by it.
the thing is Life truly is like a box of chocolates! But the saying is different...
Most people might assume it's something along the lines of "you never know what's in it" and choose to leave it at that.
I don't see their point....
If you never know what's in it, you might not want to open it or even taste the contents!
That's why i say this:

Life is like a box of chocolates, as long as the chocolate tastes good nothing else matters! Tee hee
Hope this che

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what did I just write.
I did this in like 20 minutes.
God.

EDIT: DAMN. I really need to befriend spell-check. AN eighth chinese. Not and eighth.

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=CassieCros13 Sep 29, 2012 Student Writer

Haha love this!!

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~rivka-nikola Jan 18, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

They played jacks.

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~GonzotheAlienBassist Jan 19, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

That they did.

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~jellyandjamXD Dec 2, 2011 Student Writer

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~GonzotheAlienBassist Dec 2, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

giggle :3

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!RejectedDreams Oct 15, 2011

Could you yaoitards PLEASE have a little goshdanged respect for rock icons

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~GonzotheAlienBassist Dec 2, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

...k

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~hija-de-luna Sep 11, 2011

Grrreat story!!!

Love Robert's foot pop to bad he didn't do that when Jimmy did this [link]

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~GonzotheAlienBassist Sep 11, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

AH KNOW!!! And thank you. :3

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~TheWereplatypus Sep 11, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I wish things like this were required reading for school. It would be MUCH more fun.

This made me laugh to a never ending degree.

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